Gems

My children delivered all three of these gems within a five minute time period, so I thought I'd share the chuckles with you:
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3 year old, looking outside during lunchtime: "Mommy, the sky is not dark. They sky is on."

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6 year old: "Mom, what is daycare?"

Me: "It's for if both mommy and daddy went to work all day. We would take you to a place where the people would take care of you until we got home from work."

6 year old: "Is that called jail?"

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8 year old: "Mom, if I lick my elbow joint, it means I want to change the subject."

::lick::